A Cockslap To The Face.

Brown hair, blue eyes, amazing silhouette
I get so hard thinking of her
Can't wait to get her wet

She'll cum harder as it drips on my face
I'll lick up each + every drop
not letting any go to waste

High heels, miniskirt, nothing underneath
"I'll be there in an hour..." she said
Can't wait 'til we finally meet

Here she arrives at my front door
I take her to my room
and her clothes drop to the floor

All but her miniskirt falls
She goes down aggressively
as I lean up against the wall

At the speed of light her tongue swirls around my dick
I get harder + harder
with each and every fucking lick

Down to my balls is where her tongue glides
I soon start to climax
as she looks in my eyes

I pull away, slap her face, made her beg + plead
I made her become my little bitch
as she got down on her knees

I walk up to her + beat off with such grace
Gazing into her innocent eyes
I blew a load on her face

She licks her lips, pushes me on the bed, says "It's your turn now..."
She pushed me with her strong arms
+ says "I'll really show you how..."

She laid on her back, wore a smile, made me spread her thighs
Even more aroused I did so
Woah! What a surprise!

She had a big hard juicy cock
I couldn't get away fast enough
for it was a she being mocked

Miss Meloncholy's Melody of Misfortune.

This was for a psychology assignment. I dream a lot about food. I dream about adventures through cookie and ice crème land. I do have a fear of being alone, but I already am alone. Normally my poetry is all happy and bubbly, but this time, I didn’t feel like being that way. So here goes…

Frequent dreams of cherry top mountains,

vanilla valleys, and chocolate reservoirs

Believed to represent an apparent fear of loneliness

Miss Melancholy suddenly seizes her melancholy melody,

Picks up her honeycomb harp of happiness,

And secludes herself from reality

She would much rather live this fantasy

Filling the deep holes in her heart with synthetic smiles

Ever think that one whose face brightens the world

Could really be an actress?

Veiling her “no smile” with a mask of a “noh smile”?

She hides the truth.

She convinces herself—

Independence is peace.

Aware the statement is pure deception.

A true special other is too much for her to ask for.
She is an abandoned ship

With an anchor in her heart

In desperate need of a nearby captain

To come and lift it out

and pull her back to shore

to a town where she is loved

just as a true captain would.

OH LAWD! LOOK AT THESE!!

These shirts are so sickkk.

Go to http://www.cafepress.com/theleftisright!
Just fuckin do it!

AHH. Something to sound out last post...

CLICK PLAY ON THIS QUICKK!!

...or scroll down and pause!!

There. =]

I want to do something like this!

Here's my more meaningful one. (10 minutes later.)

IT AIN'T A DAMN LIE.




Help save our friends!

Shitballs. It's been a while.

If you look at the top left of this image, the dude towards the top left who's "hummin" lookas like he's taking an epic shit. For America! <3

Uhh... I haven't posted in a while. So I thought I'd post some bullshit. I'll post something meaningful later after I drink my damn protein and I don't feel tired and I'm not on my damn flow.

Advice from Failboat's aunt: Instead of complaining, take a big healthy shit. It will make everything better.

AMERICA!!








All hail Tubgirl!

Piano Masterpiece, No. 1, Op. 1. ♪♥

Across the ceramic petals of ebony and albescence is where my fingers glide
Gazing at the amelioration of a masterpiece are my gazing metallic eyes
Only the moment of an ambient melody is where I must confide
Concerto no. 1, no. 2, or no. 8? Which shall I decide?
I'll just spend half my day on all of the above with a warm feeling inside.
I can achieve this next piece even with my fingers being such a small size
Just watch my beastliness in action. I'll make you feel deprived
Of the sick sound of treble and bass and maybe the vox soufflet on the side
You become so aroused that at night you'll fantasize
My sound of siren will draw you in and soon you will be mine!

Allie Fluffin Sailboat! <33