Shitballs. It's been a while.

If you look at the top left of this image, the dude towards the top left who's "hummin" lookas like he's taking an epic shit. For America! <3

Uhh... I haven't posted in a while. So I thought I'd post some bullshit. I'll post something meaningful later after I drink my damn protein and I don't feel tired and I'm not on my damn flow.

Advice from Failboat's aunt: Instead of complaining, take a big healthy shit. It will make everything better.


All hail Tubgirl!

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Man... I envy Tubgirl. Bet she doesn't have a care in the world after taking all those epic mustard shits.


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What's cookin home skillets?
I'm Allie fluffin Sailboat.
I speak a lil Japanese + I've been dancing my heart out since the age of 3.
I've had Arthritis since the age of 4.
I have a doggie named Mr. Leno, + a kitty named Lucky.
I am very poetic + artistic.
I love to play piano + I suck balls at guitar,
but "pelvic thrust" your couch. I will play anyway.
I really want to learn the harp + viola.
I'm working on an acoustic project called The Amity Ship.
I'm considering making it a mini orchestra.
I am very adventurous + I'm going to sail the world!
No one, I repeat, NO ONE is going to stop me or my crew!
I am open minded + pretty much up for anything.
I hope to save the world someday on my journeys!

Bon apitit! <3

You can add me on myspace too.
I'm mad friendly.
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